Dividing by Zero

October 19, 2010 • Greg Schlosser, Sports Editor  
Filed under Humor & Leisure

You probably have faced this situation in your math class. As you do your homework quietly by yourself, you get this as an answer: (any number) divided by 0. You prepare to plug this into your snazzy TI calculator, but you suddenly remember that the math teacher has warned you about dividing by zero.... Read more »

Appliance Shopping: The Dick Cheney Method

October 19, 2010 • Garrett Cimina, Humor & Leisure Editor  
Filed under Humor & Leisure

Nothing incites the rage of a consumer more than a faulty household appliance.  Those junk TVs, washing machines, and hair dryers do nothing but take up space and are often near-impossible to dispose of.  Unfortunately, highly priced models do not always offer the consumer protection their ticket price... Read more »

Trays-Cool

October 6, 2010 • Garrett Cimina, Humor & Leisure Editor  
Filed under Clairion Call, Humor & Leisure

A groan goes up across the student body: reusable trays are coming! While these cumbersome hunks of plastic supposedly save the environment, they must also be deposited at the washroom window, a chore that has many students fuming. “It’s totally annoying,” says sophomore Kurt de Fiebre. Clearly,... Read more »

New buses arrive at USCHS

October 6, 2010 • Nick Buzzelli, Editor-in-Chief  
Filed under News, Top Stories

As summer came to an end and students prepared to once again return to USCHS, one change was apparent to everyone even before they arrived at the high school: some students this year would be riding on brand new school buses for the 2010-11 academic year. The new buses, which are manufactured by the... Read more »